| I would like to take the time to formally announce that I will now dedicate my life to prosecuting those who steal jokes and material from websites and use them as their own on their corresponding website.....people like Nathan Weber. From this day forward it will be my everlasting purpose to find and dispose of scum like Nathan D. Weber, and send his soul towards eternal damnation...or at least the kind of damnation that I can easily send Nathan to. Rest assured Comrade Weber, you will be brought to justice. If you think you can rest in the safety of "The Ohio State University" then you are infact sorely mistaken. This type of tomfoolery will not go unnoticed...nor unpunished. Whether it be through a air duct entry and a shooting scene like that one in "The Boondock Saints," or just ducking behind trees, popping out occasionally while wearing a trenchcoat, wool fedora, and dark glasses while following Nathan around campus, I will HUNT......HIM......DOWN. There are just a few things that anger me to the point of typing HUNT.....HIM.....DOWN in all caps like that....one of them is people trying to convince me that Ultimate Warrior wasn't the most inspirational wrestler of all time....but that's neither here nor there... the important thing is that Nathan stealing jokes for his own web site is at least number 37 on that list...and for this he will pay. Watch your ass Nathan.....watch your ass...... |
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